Last night I thought I had a pretty adorable one liner.
I was walking down Hunter street separated from all my friends, and I was on the phone with Tammy. As soon as I hung up the phone, I yelled to no one in particular: "ALL MY FRIENDS JUST DIED." That little phrase introduced me to 2 new friends, and we went to a really lame bar where the bouncers laughed at my license picture because I look so happy.
About Me
- Rob
- I'm really close to insanity, which I believe puts me even closer to sanity. Alcohol does wonders for my adventurous mind, and now that I'm in Australia, I'm going to be on A LOT of adventures. I'm really focusing on not getting arrested or dying while I'm down under. My ego is a total joke, but I'm so good at playing it, that people actually believe the big-headed things I write, so hey, why not boost my self-esteem and keep the ball rolling. And this blog is making me world famous.
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