I am writing about most of this stuff weeks after I did them, so many of the memories will be garbled, strange, and most likely made up. Enjoy regardless!
I'm really close to insanity, which I believe puts me even closer to sanity.
Alcohol does wonders for my adventurous mind, and now that I'm in Australia, I'm going to be on A LOT of adventures.
I'm really focusing on not getting arrested or dying while I'm down under.
My ego is a total joke, but I'm so good at playing it, that people actually believe the big-headed things I write, so hey, why not boost my self-esteem and keep the ball rolling.
And this blog is making me world famous.
Those are the best kinds of stories! (Most of all ours from high school!)
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